dont mistake me for a pizza +

child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you

dad: you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch

harinef:

on the dick like

image

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snorlaxatives:

tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist 

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discare:

Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in your fuckin thoughts. You want them out but nope, forever they’ll be part of you.

(via electricchapel)

nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

(via stabs)

seancodyfan:

seancodyfan:

*knows it*

*acts so different around drake*

(Source: firemen, via living-la-vida-larry)